League Power Rankings
December 6, 2011 BY Jason March IN League
#10 this week goes to our newcomer Arturo G. It really doesn’t matter what he shot because I don’t care about insignificant things like that. He’s the new guy and you must know that we treat newbies better than everyone else. I can’t guarantee this next week.
#9 goes to Keld who posted his second score in a row. Again, I don’t care what he shot. I’m just glad he has decided to commit to two weeks in a row. Welcome back to the world of the living Keld.
#8 goes to Mike B who bettered his previous week’s score by two shots. It’s hard to believe he accomplished this feat with such a heavy heart. Mike recently found out that he really was not a good golfer all this time while I was singing his praises. That’s right Mike. I lied. Don’t cry pudding!
#7 goes to Lars B who also bettered his score by two shots. Why rank Lars better than Mike? Because Lars isn’t a cheap skate Mike! Extend those alligator arms and reach deep into that wallet and you might see some results ya hacker!
#6 this week belongs to Joel R who improved over his previous score by three shots. Why #6? You are no Chris R Joel….you are no Chris R……..ouch.
#5 goes to Brian R who delighted the fans this week with an even par round. When asked how he enjoyed the Kettle Creek fast greens he said…”This is terrible” Well said Brian, well said.
#4 goes to a man who displayed that his lessons are paying off big time. Gerry J who is a 26 handicap shot a three over par back nine this week to make everyone wonder if he is really a man or machine. Gerry tells the ladies here that he is a love machine and he won’t work for nobody but you, but that seems a little creepy. Stop scaring the girls Gerry.
#3 goes to Adam E who has been extremely consistent in recent weeks. I asked him what his secret was and he said…”I eat lots of fibre and have regular movements.” I’m not sure what that has to do with his golf game but needless to say Adam is full of something that cannot be mentioned here.
#2 goes to Frank W who this week played the league a day late. If you recall, Frank played a day early the last time out. Frank obviously believes he is a big deal and the rules don’t apply to him. His attendance is like his golf game. He never seems to hit the target but doesn’t mind missing a little left or a little right. Stay tuned everyone to see if Frank joins us this Sunday for league.
#1 again goes to Chris R. Chris shot a five under par round and actually bettered his score by only one shot over last week. At this point in time I need to make a major announcement. Random drug testing will be conducted every Wednesday at league time. (Frank should be safe from that) I’m not saying Chris is a juicer or anything but he has picked fights with several of our lady members and kicked our manager Jeff in the groin just for fun.
Finally….All leaguers, members and guests are invited to play in our first tournament of the season. On Saturday December 17th at 7 pm we are playing a two person team, nine-hole scramble golf tournament. The cost is $20 per person and prizing will be great as always. There are only 36 spots available so don’t dilly dally. Call 416 405 9888 to join today.
Jason March
